Why did the Chicken. . . .

Why did the chicken cross the road?. . . .hmmmm. . .think...think...think...Oh! to get to the other side of course!!!! so did the cow, the horse, the cat, and the dog for that matter. Silly observation, i guess, but. . .we´ve all heard the age old joke. . .Why did the chicken...But how many of you out there (yeah i´m talking to you big city folk!) have actually seen a chicken crossing the road. .. . Okay. . . I´m in my apartment, thinking random thoughts. . .my what to do list mostly. . .laundry check. . . .eat check. . . health center. . . office. . . go to random parking lot which sells fruit and various non perishable items check. . . check "pila" to see if red worms and green unidentified substance is still coming out check. . .you know. . .regular daily stuff like that. . .AND THEN. . . oink oink snort snort... i hear faintly outside my window. i smile. . . thinking "huh, that sounds like a pig." (Everyone that knows me knows i loooovvve piggies. . .NOTE TO SELF: buy pig one day name him Bert, if girl, name her Taloola.) I rush out the door (like i was 4 and just heard santa or something clinkedy clinking on the roof with his reindeer) and there they were waltzing down the street, a pig parade, justa minding their own business, without any assistance, huddled together as if chatting. I SMILE. So. . . why did the chicken, i mean, pigs go down the road?. . . .I don´t have any idea! But it sure was cute!